Surprisingly, there are downsides to drinking. There’s the throbbing headache the next morning like you walked into a telephone pole the night before (which may have happened), there’s the not-so-brag-worthy hookups, and then there are the no hookups at all. The last of those can, at times, be courtesy of a little issue we call whiskey dick. The guys over at Epic Meal Time have a bit of assistance to toss your way with their Whiskey Dick Personal Lubricant. Perfect for the times you run out of the Bacon Lube they sell, Whiskey Dick is the world’s first southern whiskey-flavored personal lubricant. Honestly, we’d be scared if it wasn’t.
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Huckberry’s Essential Holiday Gift Guide
Unzip your coat and have some mulled wine on the house—you’ve arrived at your final gifting destination: The Holiday Gift Guide. It’s like your friendly neighborhood one-stop holiday shop, except instead of balsa wood ornaments, ours is packed with thoughtful gifts for everyone on your list. Future heirlooms, small-but-significant stocking stuffers, and gear for getting out there (or staying in)—are all right here. There’s no music playing in the background though, so you’ll just have to hum Bing Crosby while you click around instead.
