It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. False. In this one instance though, bigger isn’t what you want. The Victorinox Swiss Army Swisstool Spirit X is only 3.25″ long, but it’s the best 3.25″ ever. This is due – in no small part – to Victorinox somehow managing to fit 27 different functions (including bottle and can openers) into the tiny package. Protection is provided courtesy of the included leather case.