Is there a more American food than steak?  Outside of a Big Mac extra value meal, we can’t think of one.  The United Steaks of America is a series of 5-layer screen-prints all on freezer paper and all steak rendered images of a US state.  Every print makes a nice daily reminder of your unwavering patriotism and insatiable appetite.  All the states are there, so decorate your space with the marbled goodness of California, the filet-like quality of Wisconsin, or even the seemingly “send back-able” little cut of Rhode Island.  There are only 10 of each state being made, so skip your next Kobe beef purchase and get yours soon.  If you happen to live in Oklahoma, by the way, that fat cap looks mighty tasty.


Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.