This-End-Up-Flask

Every man needs a quality flask. If you haven’t stood up in a wedding recently, you probably need to replace the one you lost after you emptied it last *insert public drinking holiday/sporting event here.* Just so you don’t get confused about how to operate this thing when the five ounces start running low, there’s directions engraved into the stainless steel. (Pretend like you’re drinking out of it and it will make sense.) It’s like one of those “if you can read this, put me back on my barstool” t-shirts except better because it actually holds alcohol.

Elevator-Infeed

ELEVATOR is like finding $10 in your pocket. It’s a welcome surprise each time it lands in your inbox. Every edition is filled with interesting, thought-provoking eye and brain candy from the corners of the web. It’s not the news news; you can get that elsewhere. It’s a collection of unique, compelling articles that give you interesting things to talk about. In the time it takes to ride an elevator, they’ll make a guy’s life richer.