The-Man-Hanger

Some products defy all logic and description, and yet they’re just too fucking awesome not to talk about. This is a hanger made out of rebar. Yes. Construction site rebar that’s hand-bent in ‘Merica (A not necessary in this case), then sealed and coated to prevent rust, corrosion and you messing up the sweet fur coat you picked up from Burlington Coat Factory a while back but can’t bring yourself to throw out. Is there any legitimate reason you should have a rebar Man Hanger? Wrong question. Is there any reason you shouldn’t have a rebar Man Hanger? We can’t think of any.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.