Burnt wieners are never a good thing regardless of how you interpret it. If you’re cooking up a few dogs on the grill you can run into this problem for a whole slew of reasons – you got wrapped up in an ultra-competitive wiffle ball game, your buddies were cracking some beers without you or, well, you just suck at grilling. Put an end to those blackened hot dogs with The Cthulhu Roaster. Cthulhu (hit up Wikipedia if you want) might look hideous but your dogs will be the picture of perfection when you use this roaster. Since you can slip multiple dogs on the protruding tongs, you can entertain a crowd without ruining everyone’s meal (you’re on your own with the burgers however).