Rx-Label-Flask

What’s the prescription if you have a headache? Booze. What’s the prescription if you’re hungover and have to deal with loud relatives? Booze. What’s the prescription if you have a fever? Booze . . . We would’ve also accepted, “More cowbell.” For whatever ails you, you can always rely on your good friends Jack, Jim and Johnny. You don’t need any hour long diagnosis from Gregory House, just take a little nip from your Rx Label Flask. Decked out in medication labeling, your new hip flask is ready to be filled up with the healing power of Boozemin. *Disclaimer: Please do not take medical advice from Cool Material. We’re not doctors and we were a few shots of “medicine” deep when we wrote this.

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