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If you’re looking to send a card a little more, well, playfully offensive, you need to check out these Profanity Greeting Cards. On the outside of each of the cards in the six pack you’ll find one expletive that’s been censored just enough to make it slightly appropriate but not enough that your friends won’t be able to tell what you really think about them. Knob Jockey. Wanker. Chuffnut. Shit Muncher. There are also two other four letter word options that we refuse to print, so you’ll have to check out the pictures for those. Each card is blank on the inside so you can expound on your true feelings and/or apologize for what’s on the front.

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 You can’t have a fall evening without a fire. And you can’t have a fire without a Cowboy Cauldron. They’re built from solid plate steel, meaning they’ll last a lifetime or two and they come in four different sizes with elevated basins that can be adjusted to any height. We’re going with The Urbaan Cowboy® because it’s perfect for entertaining at home.  With a 30″ diameter basin, it is more than large enough to have a nice fire, but still small enough to pack into a pickup truck and take it with you.  Can you imagine the envy when we bust this puppy out at a tailgate or the beach? We haven’t seen a more handsome fire. You?  Best of all, Cool Material readers get an exclusive deal.