While you may already know that there’s nothing in the world better than boobs, there are a few things that tie for a distant second like beef jerky and caffeine. We guess that’s why it’s only natural that some genius thought to combine those great things. Perky Jerky, as far as we know, is the first ever caffeinated meat. And we couldn’t be more grateful for this modern marvel since coffee doesn’t exactly make a great chaser for beef jerky in the morning. (Don’t judge us).