There comes a time in life when you stop buying presents for your friends. You’ll never stop buying presents for people you use the “L word” around, but if your buddy really wanted another PS3/Xbox controller he would buy it himself. It’s much easier to get all the friends together for a nice, quiet evening spent… getting shitty. “First round’s on me” becomes almost as commonplace as Happy Birthday itself and this card is the Hallmark equivalent of that sentiment. No, seriously. This card actually turns into a shot glass. With just a little origami and some cleverly placed tabs, you’ll have the birthday boy praying to the porcelain god in no time! We’ve always been of the mindset that a man would appreciate booze more than a witty piece of cardboard, but this accomplishes both goals for five bucks. The only thing you have to add is booze.

Survivor – IFTO

You just snagged a brand-new iPhone 13 with all the fancy cameras, wide-range shooting options, and huge storage options that make that phone the best on the market. How is it protected? If we were you, we’d wrap that precious piece of tech in one Survivor’s stellar phone cases.  Built from recycled materials, these cases are eco-friendly, while making sure drops, scratches and screen-cracks are things you never even think about. No phone case is bulletproof but, we’re willing to bet these sustainable Survivor cases will protect your phone from everything but an actual bullet.