Let’s face it, most of us don’t really care about cocktail napkins. It’s not your bar that’s going to develop a ring if there isn’t a napkin under it, and they’re so thin that they don’t really do a good job preventing rings anyway. What they are good at is sticking to the bottom of your glass or bottle and getting in the way of an improved blood alcohol level. With all that said, they are the perfect size to write notes on. And here we are: Old Tom Foolery Cocktail Notes. A set of ten 4.5″ x 4.5″ letterpressed coasters designed to look like cocktail napkins and adorned with quips from writer S.H. Carlyle. Quotes like, “I just reinvented the wheel. It’s like a regular wheel except it’s covered in glitter,” and “When someone says they smell something funny they are rarely laughing.” Now you have a reason to throw that cocktail party.