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This lamp won’t light up your living room all that much, but it will light up the faces of every guest that walks through your door—excluding your mother. Crafted in San Francisco, the Amber Boobs Lamp is an acrylic pink table lamp that sits on a white polar plywood base. Just flip the switch and bring these high-beams to life. The Amber Boobs can also be purchased as a sculpture that doesn’t light up, in the event you prefer your Ds not to glow. The base on the lamp version allows you to swap the boobs out for other Nobl pieces, too, if you have the folks over.

ROBOROCK IFTO

Ditch the mop, broom, and the vacuum while crossing off the never ending chore of keeping your floor clean for good with the Roborock S6 Robot Vacuum and Mop. With its high-precision laser navigation system, virtual barriers, programmable mapping and scheduling, efficiency-based cleaning algorithms, best-in-class battery, suction powerful enough to lift ball bearings and automatic recharging, this all-in-one robot cleaner puts all other options to shame. Better yet, you can save up to 40% off when you get yours  here.