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This lamp won’t light up your living room all that much, but it will light up the faces of every guest that walks through your door—excluding your mother. Crafted in San Francisco, the Amber Boobs Lamp is an acrylic pink table lamp that sits on a white polar plywood base. Just flip the switch and bring these high-beams to life. The Amber Boobs can also be purchased as a sculpture that doesn’t light up, in the event you prefer your Ds not to glow. The base on the lamp version allows you to swap the boobs out for other Nobl pieces, too, if you have the folks over.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.