Ah, wedded bliss, days relaxing in his and her robes, reading the Sunday paper while you sip from his and her coffee mugs, and watching movies on the couch in his and her Snuggies . . . heaven. Let’s be honest, you’re gonna need a stiff drink. Forget the robes, bath towels and other cutesy crap, what you and the lady are going to want is something heavy on spirits. Nothing says, “I love you but if I write another ‘Thank You’ note I’m outta here,” like a set of Mr. and Mrs Cocktail Glasses. Her glass sports a sexy pair of lips, while your highball features a mustache reminiscent of a 1920’s boxer. Put ’em on the registry now.