Markus-the-Gorilla-Bank

Being too old for a piggy bank doesn’t mean you just stop collecting your change. Plastic might be the payment method of choice now, but cash is still king. You’re bound to end up with change eventually, so you might as well have a conversation piece to store it in. Like Markus. At 7.5” x 7” x 7.5″ he’s not going to be holding a college fund, but there’s definitely room in his silver or black ceramic body to hold enough couch money to pay for a quality sixer. Pennies saved have never looked this good.

geekey-if2

In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.