linvin-the-queen-throne

Every man needs a throne. Ok, every man needs two thrones – one to sit in and one to do shit in. Thrones fit for Kings – or even Queens – tend to be untouchable if you want something that will actually look good in your place and won’t require refinancing. Now you have an option by way of Linvin. The Queen of Love Chic Black Throne is make of UV resistant linear polyethylene and is also recyclable – not that you would ever recycle your throne. We know the name is a little offputting but quite frankly, we don’t care. This throne is 40″ wide and is washable (thank you plastic). If you need a chair bigger than 40″ to do your Kingly business you have a lot more to worry about than the name of the throne.

ROBOROCK IFTO

Ditch the mop, broom, and the vacuum while crossing off the never ending chore of keeping your floor clean for good with the Roborock S6 Robot Vacuum and Mop. With its high-precision laser navigation system, virtual barriers, programmable mapping and scheduling, efficiency-based cleaning algorithms, best-in-class battery, suction powerful enough to lift ball bearings and automatic recharging, this all-in-one robot cleaner puts all other options to shame. Better yet, you can save up to 40% off when you get yours  here.