We’d gladly pay people to follow us around and act like paparazzi. Until we can start faking fame and scribbling tons of autographs, we’ll settle for this sweet ass light. The DSLR Paparazzi Lamp from Monoculo Design Studio is basically a replica of a reflex camera lens with a hood for your abode. It’s handmade out of white cedar wood with a water-based varnish and beeswax finish. The hood itself can be reverse mounted or removed altogether depending on the look you’re going for, and the red wrapped power cord provides a nice addition of color. You might not be Lindsay Lohan (see you’ve still got that going for you), but you can have one camera’s light shining at you.