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Maybe it’s because we’ve got AMC flipped on every Sunday night while we wait for Daryl Dixon to send an arrow between the missing brows of some walker’s head, that we’ve been on a bit of a crossbow kick as of late. It could also just be that we’re guys and they’re awesome. Seeing as how patrolling your yard with an actual crossbow could get you a visit from the 5-0 and far fewer warm greetings from your neighbors, we suggest waiting for a snowstorm and picking up this Crossbow Snow Launcher. Load it up and fire snowballs up to 60 feet at some blood thirsty walkers your drunk uncle on Christmas.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.