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Usually flasks have some kind of pretentious fancy engraved lettering bullshit on them that are meant to look classy. But sometimes you don’t want to fill your flask with the top shelf. Sometimes you just want to get hammered without buying drinks and there ain’t nothing classy about it. The Cheers Mother Fucker Flask by In God We Trust ain’t pretending to be anything other than a way to get shitfaced whenever you feel like it.

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