chalkboard-taps

If you’re lucky enough to have beer on tap at home, you can a) go fuck yourself you lucky bastard, and b) screw a couple of these awesome chalkboard handles on your taps.  Made from handsome walnut and topped with a little chalkboard square, you can customize them with the changing of your beer.   Just scribble something on the chalkboard square to label your brews, and you’re good to go.   Or, if you’re drunk, you can erase one and draw on an erect penis and laugh at your own joke.

ROBOROCK IFTO

Ditch the mop, broom, and the vacuum while crossing off the never ending chore of keeping your floor clean for good with the Roborock S6 Robot Vacuum and Mop. With its high-precision laser navigation system, virtual barriers, programmable mapping and scheduling, efficiency-based cleaning algorithms, best-in-class battery, suction powerful enough to lift ball bearings and automatic recharging, this all-in-one robot cleaner puts all other options to shame. Better yet, you can save up to 40% off when you get yours  here.