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Each year, everyone’s favorite card game (that’s Cards Against Humanity in case you were curious) runs a promotion during the holidays for something, well, completely ridiculous. It started with a Holiday Pack of cards, which evolved into multiple gifts for $1 a piece, and finally, a group of presents that included real estate on an island. This year, “the last time we’re doing this holiday bullshit thing,” the deal is Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. We can’t guarantee they won’t send you a box of “bullshit” (when they did it last year during Black Friday they at least advertised it was literal bull poop), but we’re pretty confident that the final year is going to be filled with excellent goodies that will improve your overall Cards Against Humanity experience in sick and twisted ways (which is kind of the point).

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