Burning-Car-Candle

We consider ourselves to be level headed people, but even we want to put a fist through a wall every once in a while. Something happens and it’s just one of those days feelin’ like a freight train. Creating fire is normally a calming application of those explosive tendencies, but what about the people that live in an urban environment without trees or yards? What if it’s minus twenty outside and you still need to let off some steam? For all those occasions there’s this burning car candle. It’s a candle in the shape of a car that you get to set on fire and watch burn. It’s slightly more expensive than a molotov cocktail, but it’s also much less felonious. We’ll take that trade any day of the week.

ROBOROCK IFTO

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