Attach the average carabiner to a belt loop and prepare to sound like a janitor everywhere you go. That dangling mess of keys would get the greatest ninja of all time caught quick. What you need is the Key Titan Carabiner, a clever upgrade that boasts a unique suppression band design to keep keys in place while you move. But that’s just one of the unique features this carabiner offers. There’s also an integrated slip driver so you can use your key holster to tighten loose nuts and bolts, and there’s a bottle opener so you can crack a cold one after a long day. It’s the simple and stylish solution to the daily jingle.


In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.