We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags. No, not literal douchebags…if you’re encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We’re talking about the turds that pop their collars, park like assholes, and generally make you lose faith in humanity’s future. Now there’s a way to tell those folks that they are, in fact, total douches. Check the appropriate box, put it on their desk/wind shield/doorstep/or slam it into their gaping mouth, and go along your day knowing you did the world a service letting them know they aren’t.
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Huckberry’s Essential Holiday Gift Guide
Unzip your coat and have some mulled wine on the house—you’ve arrived at your final gifting destination: The Holiday Gift Guide. It’s like your friendly neighborhood one-stop holiday shop, except instead of balsa wood ornaments, ours is packed with thoughtful gifts for everyone on your list. Future heirlooms, small-but-significant stocking stuffers, and gear for getting out there (or staying in)—are all right here. There’s no music playing in the background though, so you’ll just have to hum Bing Crosby while you click around instead.
