There’s just something alluring about a local watering hole with cheap beer and shot combos that will always have us coming back for more. If you’re the kind of person that wants their whiskey and beer boilermakers to be from the same brand, you’re in luck. Pabst Blue Ribbon Whiskey is real, and it’s coming to a bar near you this summer. Based on what comes in a can of PBR, it should come as absolutely no surprise that this is decidedly not an artisanal spirit. This is 40%, 80 proof pure white dog that the label says has been aged a total of 5 seconds. The mash bill includes 52% corn, 27% malted barley, 17% wheat and 4% rye. According to MiBiz, the new label submitted to the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (which is how news leaked before an official press release) was actually done by New Holland Brewing Co., so it’s pretty much confirmed that they’ll be the ones actually producing the whiskey.