50yearcalendarpaperweight

Granted, the Kikkerland 50-Year Calendar Paperweight will probably outlive you, but at least you’ll know on which day of the week you can finally retire. Just line up the month and year at the top of the dial to reveal the matching monthly calendar at the bottom. Composed of handsome stainless steel, this dual-purpose paperweight is the perfect complement to any office.

geekey-if2

In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.