Just so we’re clear, a “Red Band” trailer is the kind that isn’t so safe for work. Now that you’ve shut off the speakers and donned your headphones, here we go. Three Billboards is the latest film from Martin McDonagh, who you probably know from the criminally underappreciated In Bruges. This time, we aren’t in fucking Bruges; we’re in Ebbing, Missouri, where a mother (Frances McDormand) is fed up with the lack of action by the police in solving her daughter’s murder. She takes action by erecting a series of billboards aimed at the officers and their chief (Woody Harrelson). These kick off her tenacious quest to get some damn justice. There’s cursing and kicking kids in the crotch. Enjoy!

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