Put Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade (Moss from the IT Crowd) in a movie together and we’ll watch it. It doesn’t matter if said movie is about something as mundane as the neighborhood watch because the four of them will find a way to make it hilarious, disgusting, awkward and more hilarious. So yeah, someone actually bankrolled that. Aliens are coming and these four guys are the only ones that can stop it. We’re probably all doomed, but at least we’ll go out laughing.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.