Out of the way, Rugby. Step aside, Olympic Wrestling. Take a seat, MMA. We present to you, Calcio Storico (“Historic Football”), the most violent sporting event on earth. Every June, teams gather in Italy to take part and pay homage to the ancient game which is a mix of sport and combat. Outside of sucker punches and kicks to the head, seams like everything is fair game. Here’s a little taste.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.