If we had a dollar for every time we wondered if a bunch of Trojan warriors could beat some green plastic army men in a game of rugby, well we can’t even tell you how insanely rich we’d be! Even if the thought never really crossed our mind, we can tell you that this video is pretty damn cool thanks to the track by The Black Keys and the very random teams playing a bit of street rugby.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.