It’s extremely difficult to quench our thirst for knowledge. As guys, we’re born with an inherent sense of curiosity. It’s why we’ve tried mixing Pop Rocks with Coke, why we’ve put things in the microwave that have no business there, and why a drink like the Flaming Dr. Pepper exists. In our pursuit of knowledge, rarely do our experiments go as planned, which is bad for us but great for the plot of an epic blockbuster.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.