We could watch, listen or read anything from Nick Offerman multiple times without getting bored because it’s f*king Nick Offerman. But there’s something about his passion and knowledge of woodworking that comes out when he discusses everything from furniture to workplace aprons (handy for pencils, rulers and a one-hitter) that we find interesting on an entirely different level. In Wood Support—please let this become an ongoing series—Nick Offerman answers all your woodworking questions through Twitter and this hilarious video made possible by Wired. Was he high AF when he recorded this video? We can’t confirm with any certainty, but that giggle just before the minute mark and the red eyes lead us to believe he wasn’t exactly low. Regardless of that fact, he talks about woodworking with a sense of wonderment while still managing to have a firm opinion when it comes to what’s right and wrong in the world of joints, stains and proper wooden workplace attire.
 
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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.