Yada, yada, yada. Blah, blah, blah. Words, words, words. You’re not reading this; you’re already 10 seconds into the video. For the random eyeballs that strayed over here because their browser isn’t running fast enough or because their left mouse button just broke, here it goes. As we mentioned the other day, Kate Upton landed the coveted SI Swimsuit Issue cover for the third time. Well, to be fair, for the third, fourth, and fifth time, as there will be three separate covers released this year. As you wait for the mag to hit newsstands, check out the behind the scenes video below. You better get that mouse fixed.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.