You don’t need to sell us on Jaguars being cool. That said, if you feel it necessary to grab Brody from Homeland and the sexy Shannyn Sossamon and make a little promo movie to prove it, we’re cool with that. The 13 minute mini-movie is worth the little bit of lost productivity during your day.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.