Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant at Planet Hollywood in Vegas might not be one of the most instagrammed restaurants in America, but they serve one mean burger. In Gordon Ramsay’s Perfect Burger Tutorial, he walks you through the creation of the “F Word” burger from start to finish. He might not be spitting expletives the entire time (this was filmed for Good Morning America, after all), but you still get that Gordon Ramsay enthusiasm throughout his description of the process. Here are some of his tips. Season liberally. Let the meat sit before you cook it. Grill both sides of the bun. Season some more. Manipulate your lettuce. Watch the video for the full process and prepare to finish hungry.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.