It’s an unseasonably warm day and you’re out enjoying a beer at a nice, relaxed pace (stretch your imagination for a second drunky). After a few minutes of sitting on your deck, you realize your once cold beer has warmed considerably; your mountains are blue-less. Who do we turn to, to solve such little annoyances? Japan, obviously. In what looks like the results of a drunken night at Kohr Brothers, Kirin has blessed the world (well, just Japan for now) with frozen beer foam. It’ll keep your brewski cold for half an hour or it can be devoured like the manliest frozen sorbet ever. (Via Gizmodo)

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.