The escapades of Charlie Sheen aren’t going to be forgotten any time soon. Being under house arrest if you’re anyone else would suck, but Charlie Sheen finds his way to winning (Sorry, we had to) even with those rules. Thanks is due in no small part to the Fiat 500 Abarth and it’s ability to wreck rubber and hardwood floors simultaneously. We know it’s tiny, but we want one.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.