We never thought we’d ever have to fight the sun, but it’s good to know we have options now. Drake Anthony, or as he’s known on YouTube,”styropyro,” has created a working 200-Watt laser bazooka out of scrap and salvaged projector parts. Anthony’s description of the laser gets a little scientific, as it should, but we’ll sum it up for you. This thing will melt your eyes faster than the sun. It’s a literal lightsaber. He doesn’t call it that, probably because Disney would sue him so thoroughly they’d own his DNA, but we all know what it is. If you have a minute, check this guy out, but for the sake of your eyes, don’t try any of it at home.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.