We’re calling it now, “I like the way you die, boy,” will be the next, “I drink your milkshake.” The new most quoted movie line not uttered by Will Ferrell. Listen, we’d be pumped for anything new from the slightly insane mind of Quentin Tarantino, but Django Unchained looks even more badass then we were expecting. Apparently, it’s loaded with guns, whips and blood-stained fields. Perfect date movie.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.