If you were a computer generated, genetically evolved ape, wouldn’t you be pissed if Gary Oldman shot a rocket launcher at you? In the grand scheme of things as they relate to this movie that’s probably insignificant when compared to: a devastating virus! talking apes! and and a potential ceasefire, but we can’t get over Gary Oldman shooting a rocket launcher. Now that we know 90% of the plot of the movie from this trailer, we’re comfortable saying we’ll still go see it for the action.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.