If you were a computer generated, genetically evolved ape, wouldn’t you be pissed if Gary Oldman shot a rocket launcher at you? In the grand scheme of things as they relate to this movie that’s probably insignificant when compared to: a devastating virus! talking apes! and and a potential ceasefire, but we can’t get over Gary Oldman shooting a rocket launcher. Now that we know 90% of the plot of the movie from this trailer, we’re comfortable saying we’ll still go see it for the action.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.