On October 1, we get to dip back into the fantastically ornery world of Larry David. After a six year hiatus, Curb Your Enthusiasm is back. If this first full trailer is any indication, the season should be pretty, pretty, pretty good. Actually, it will be better than that, but we’re contractually obligated to use that phrase in any piece of writing about Curb. You even get a sneak peek at one of the big name guest stars set to appear. So mark your calendar for the return of Leon, Jeff, Richard Lewis, and the rest of the gang Larry pisses off on the regular and watch this trailer to whet your appetite.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.