Ah, college, it’s a time when most of us gain our greatest life skills (like figuring out how to pass a class without actually attending). While we devoted most of our time towards social achievements rather than scholarly (sp?) ones, we did pick up a bunch of knowledge we’ve implemented in our daily adult lives. One lesson being: Women don’t like messy rooms adorned with posters of John Belushi. If you want a room that will impress a woman, we’d say BRAD would do the trick (minus the Lion King soundtrack).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.