There are some things on the Internet that defy all logic. In order to show off the tight turning radius of the new Scion iQ (a car which no man had previously thought about purchasing), they got 4 hot chicks in bikinis to do donuts… while eating donuts and drinking milk. Just stop reading this and watch the video. We kind of want a Scion iQ now.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.