It may seem we have an odd obsession with watching random dudes dance (see: Lonely Boy), but if you indulge us just once more, we think you’ll be pretty happy you did. Arthur Cadre is Plastic Man. There’s no other way to describe it. And in 2012, Plastic Man has given up fighting ruthless villains (like “Carrot-Man”, the criminal who dresses like a carrot… seriously, look it up… not exactly Bane-level fear) and has taken up some sort of yoga/breakdancing hybrid.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.