Never has a movie trailer that has exactly zero clips from the movie, gotten us so excited. The official trailer for Anchorman 2 is spectacular. It’s more of a teaser than a real trailer, but it still features the Channel 4 News Team in all their glory.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.