You’ve no doubt seen the first trailer for “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.” It’s not exactly a title you’d pass by without taking a peek, like a clip labeled, “Drunk Monkeys High-Fiving.” If the first look at an axe-wielding Abe wet your appetite, here’s the second trailer.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.