You probably know TNT as the network for Law & Order and occasional viewings of The Shawshank Redemption and Die Hard 2, but over in Belgium, they’ve been without Jerry Orbach’s unimpressed disposition and the network that knows drama. Until now. To launch TNT over in Belgium, they decided to place a button in a small town with a sign reading, “Push to add drama.” Here’s the hilarity that ensued.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.