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Aspiring U.S. ninjas have so few places to train these days. Luckily, this coming spring, you’ll finally have a spot to hone your throwing star skills. Ninjas Throwing Star Range, which will open in Spring 2014, is Kentucky’s first indoor throwing star range, and a new beacon of hope for American-based ninjas. You can take lessons, sign up to throw at one of their lanes, and even buy over 500 different types of shurikens to take home with you. Oh, there is also a sake bar, because tossing throwing stars sober is way too boring.

UPDATE: This doesn’t exist and was an agency’s joke. That said, we’re keeping it up in hopes that someone will take the idea and run with it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.