YouRock MIDI Electric Guitar

There’s only one reason most guys pick up a guitar for the first time – to pickup chicks. The fame, fortune, and VH1 special are all great – but it’s really all about the chicks. Flash to the present. When the groupie goggles fade, most of us are left with plastic instruments, half consumed kegs, and some dude named John passed out in the bathroom. There’s no reason you can’t have the best of both worlds. The YouRock MIDI Electric Guitar has everything you need to be a rock star – even if your stage doubles as a living room.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.