Your car might do 0-60 in the double-digits, but now at least it won’t sound like a quiet washing machine when it attempts to do so. With the XLR8 app, your ride can sound like a Ferrari, a GT40, a classic muscle car or another far manly automobile than the one you bought for the “fantastic gas mileage.” (Via Mashable)

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.