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Any laser that comes with safety goggles immediately gets our attention. When said laser can also be seen from outer space, well we don’t know why, but we need it. The Spyder 3 Krypton Laser is the world’s brightest laser that you can legally own.  While it may be no match for all your illegal lasers, when looked at directly the Spyder 3 Krypton is 8,000 times brighter than the sun (meaning don’t be a dick and shine it in your buddy’s eyes). Visible from 85 miles, The Krypton has nine operating modes, a temperature stabilization feature and SmartSwitch technology to keep other users from picking it up and using it for their evil purposes. Pick one up and start trying to make contact with some aliens.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.