Any laser that comes with safety goggles immediately gets our attention. When said laser can also be seen from outer space, well we don’t know why, but we need it. The Spyder 3 Krypton Laser is the world’s brightest laser that you can legally own.  While it may be no match for all your illegal lasers, when looked at directly the Spyder 3 Krypton is 8,000 times brighter than the sun (meaning don’t be a dick and shine it in your buddy’s eyes). Visible from 85 miles, The Krypton has nine operating modes, a temperature stabilization feature and SmartSwitch technology to keep other users from picking it up and using it for their evil purposes. Pick one up and start trying to make contact with some aliens.